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Sunday, 14 September 2014

0 Kisi shayar ne apni maut ko kya khoobsurati se bayan kiya hai !!!!

Kisi shayar ne apni maut ko kya khoob pesh kiya hai था मैं नींद में और मुझे इतना सजाया जा रहा था.... . बड़े प्यार से मुझे नहलाया जा रहा था.... . ना जाने था वो कौन सा अजब खेल मेरे घर में.... . बच्चो की तरह मुझे कंधे पर उठाया जा रहा था.... . था पास मेरा हर अपना उस वक़्त.... . फिर भी मैं हर किसी के मन से भुलाया जा रहा था... . जो कभी देखते भी न थे मोहब्बत की निगाहों से.... . उनके दिल से भी प्यार मुझ पर लुटाया जा रहा था... . मालूम नही क्यों हैरान था हर कोई मुझे सोते हुए देख कर.... . जोर-जोर से रोकर मुझे जगाया जा रहा था... . काँप उठी मेरी रूह वो मंज़र देख कर.... . जहाँ मुझे हमेशा के लिए सुलाया जा रहा था.... . मोहब्बत की इन्तहा थी जिन दिलो में मेरे लिए.... . उन्ही दिलो के हाथों आज मैं जलाया जा रहा था.... ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Saari zindagi dosti ke Nashe me gujar jayegi !!!!

अर्ज़ किया हैं... रोक दो मेरे जनाजे को अब मुझमे जान आ रही हैं.. आगे से थोडा राईट ले लो दारु की दूकान आ रही हैं | 🍷 💥"बोतल छुपा दो कफ़न में मेरे, 💥शमशान में पिया करूंगा, 💥जब खुदा मांगेगा हिसाब, 💥तो पैग बना कर दिया करूंगा" 💥"नशा" "महोब्बत " का हो 💥"शराब" का हो ...- 💥या -" Facebook " का हो 💥" होश " तीनो मे खो जाते है 💥" फर्क " सिर्फ इतना है की, 🍷"शराब" सुला देती है .. "महोब्बत " रुला देती है , - और - "Facebook " यारो की याद दिला देती है ..! समर्पित सभी प्यारें दोस्त के लिए ┓┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┣┫┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈╭╯╰╮┈┏━┓┈┏━┓┈┈ ┈┈┃╭╮┃┈┣━┫┈┣━┫┈┈ ┈┈┃┣┫┃┈╰┳╯┈╰┳╯┈┈ ╲╲┃┗┛┃╲╲┃╲╲╲┃╲╲╲ ╲╲╰━━╯╲╲┻╲╲╲┻╲╲╲ 🍷जाम पे 🍷जाम पीने का क्या फ़ायदा? शामको पी, सुबह उतर जाएगी. 🍷🍷🍷🍷 अरे दो बून्द दोस्ती के पी ले ज़िन्दगी सारी नशे में गुज़र जाएगी. ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Every Husband Should Read this !!!

Every Husband Should Read This “Love her …when she sips on your coffee or tea. She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for you. Love her…when she "pushes" you to pray. She wants to be with you in Jannah (Paradise). Love her…when she asks you to play with the kids. She did not "make" them on her own. Love her...when she is jealous. Out of all the men she can have, she chose you. Love her…when she has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. You have them too. Love her…when her cooking is bad. She tries. Love her…when she looks dishevelled in the morning. She always grooms herself up again. Love her…when she asks to help with the kids homework. She only wants you to be part of the home. Love her...when she asks if she looks fat. Your opinion counts, so tell her she's beautiful. Love her…when she looks beautiful. She's yours so appreciate her. Love her...when she spends hours to get ready. She only wants to look her best for you. Love her…when she buys you gifts you don't like. Smile and tell her it's what you've always wanted. Love her…when she has developed a bad habit. You have many more and with wisdom and politeness you have all the time to help her change. Love her…when she cries for absolutely nothing. Don't ask, tell her it’s going to be okay. Love her…when she suffers from PMS. Buy chocolate, rub her feet and back and just chat to her (this works!). Love her…when whatever you do is not pleasing. It happens and will pass. Love her…when she stains your clothes. You needed a new shirt anyway. Love her…when she tells you how to drive. She only wants you to be safe. Love her…when she argues. She only wants to make things right for both. Love her…she is yours. You don't need any other special reason!!! All this forms part of a Woman's Character. Women are part of your life and should be treated as the Queen. The Messenger of god Allah (peace be upon him) advised concerning the woman: • Treat the women well. • The best of you are those who are the best in the treatment of their wives.” ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Students life and exams !!!

Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga..by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Today's Facebook gender discrimination !!!

A Girl's facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after long time."

Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:

1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!

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A Boy's Facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after a long time.."

Comments left by same Male friends with one like...

1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.

And the best one is...

6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari? 
Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu...

Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.

Boy2: bahut pyaala dogu hai !

Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote...


Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog
Punu...

Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?

Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya...

Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala....
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0 Mantra tantra yantra aur shadyantra !!!

एक समय था जब मन्त्र काम करते थे एक समय आया जिसमे तन्त्र काम करते थे फिर समय आया जिसमे यंत्र काम करते थे आज के समय में षड़यंत्र काम करते ह ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat !!!

Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat.. Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat.. Wo bheegi si ankhe.. woh bheega hua sath.. Mubark ho ap sabhi doosto ko.. khoobsurat barsaat. rimzimrimzimrimzm ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

0 Karte nahi kuch to kaam karna kya aaye !!!

karte nahi kuch to kaam karna kya aaye, jeete jee jaan se gujarna kya aaye, ro-ro ke maut mangne walo ko, jeena nahi aa saka to marna kya aaye.. ——by @ www.hindi-shayariyan.com

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