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Thursday, 30 October 2014

0 Tum computer yug ki chhori !!!

तुम कंप्यूटर युग की छोरी, मन की काली तन की गोरी, किंचित अपनी बाहों का गल हार नहीं दे..... पाउँगा, तुम करना मुझको माफ़ तुम्हे मै प्यार नहीं दे पाउँगा ! .. .. .. .. तुम फैशन टी.वी. सी लगती हो, मैं संस्कार का चैनल हूँ, तुम बंद बिसलेरी की बोतल, मैं गंगा का पावन जल हूँ, तुम करो मारुती की मांगे, मैं पांव पांव चलने वाला, तुम हैएलोजन सी जलती हो, मैं दीपक सा जलने वाला, तो तुमको ये चमक धमक वाला संसार नहीं दे पाउँगा, तुम करना मुझको माफ़ तुम्हे मैं प्यार नहीं दे पाउँगा! .. .. .. .. .. तुम पॉप म्यूजिक सी बजती, मैं बंसी की धुन का धुनिया, मुझ पर डॉट कॉम भी न, तुम पर इंटरनेटी दुनिया, तुम मोबाइल के मेसेज सी, मैं पोस्टकार्ड लिखने वाला, तुम टेडी बेयर सी लगती, मैं गुब्बारा उड़ने वाला, तो तुमको भौतिक सुख साधन संचार नहीं दे पाउँगा तुम करना मुझको माफ़ तुम्हे मैं प्यार नहीं दे पाउँगा! .. .. .. .. .. (२.) तुम क्लॉक अलारम से न जगो, मैं गौ गायन से जगता हूँ, तुम डिस्को की धुन पर नाचो, मैं राम नाम ही जपता हूँ, तुम डैडी को अब डैड कहो, मम्मी को ममी बताती हो, तुम करवा चौथ भूल बैठी, अब वैलेंटाइन मानती हो, तो तुम्हे तुम्हारे स्वप्नों का त्यौहार नहीं दे पाउँगा, तुम करना मुझको माफ़ तुम्हे मैं प्यार नहीं दे पाउँगा! .. .. .. .. .. (३.) तुम रैंप पे देह दिखाती हो, मैं संस्कार में जीता हूँ, जब तुम्हे देख बजती सीटी, मैं घूंट लहू का पीता हूँ, तुम सदा स्वप्न में जीती हो, मैं हूँ यथार्थ जीने वाला, तुम सूप सुंदरी पीती हो, मैं हूँ मट्ठा पीने वाला, तो तुम्हे और तुम्हारे सौंदर्य को श्रृंगार नहीं दे पाउँगा। तुम करना मुझको माफ़ तुम्हे मै प्यार नहीं दे पाउँगा।

Sunday, 19 October 2014

0 Incredible india poor india !!!

Mukesh Ambani's
Dream House 7 years construction
4 lakhs squre ft,
27 floors,
9 lifts,
3 heli pads,
1 theatre,
1 gym,
1 park,
168 car parking,
600 rooms,
600 servants,
Total cost
Rs.4700/- crores only.
Last month Mukesh
moved with his wife &
3 childrens in 2 it.
1st month electricty
bill is 71 lacs.
Incredible INDIA.!
poor country for rich people . Guys plz forward this
Hamara Bharat

Where pizza will arrive home first rather than ambulance

Where Car Loan is
7% and
Education Loan is

Where rice is Rs 60/- per kg but simcard is free of cost

Where we praise Durgham Devi and will kill a baby girl born in a poor family

Where Olympic
Shooter win
(gold medal)
government proudly announce
3 crore prize money
and for
Shooters in
die for country will grt

Sach me hamara
bharat mahaan

Forward this sms till it reach PM

Forward to all INDIANS:-)
Jai HIND..
Vande Maataram. We forward jokes every day let's forward this for our country

0 Super insults !!!

Super Insults:

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him.....

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 
Salesman: 😆
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  

0 Effects of a country !!!

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!
He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report
Man says i'm not American
Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani
Breaking News:
"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing
with a Girl

0 7 Truths of life !!!

Missing u so much . . . ."Truth"
(Must Read Each & Every Sentence)

Truth no 1 :
nobody is real in this world except Mother.. 

Truth no. 2 :
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks.. 

Truth no 3 :
people respect the money not the person.. 

Truth no 4:
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !   

Truth no 5 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"  

Truth no 6 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
"when you are sad, you understand the lyrics". 

Truth no 7 :
IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
"Your attitude" when you have everything...

Little senti but true..... Most of us miss out life's big prizes
Best Job..
1st rank..

But we are all eligible for life's small prizes

A hug from best friend...

😴A short sleep on mum's shoulder...

A glorious sunset...

A chat wid one we have crush on...

A dance in rain... :)

An icecream in winter..

A silent night on the terrace...

💸Finding money in old jeans...;)

A slow night walk on a empty road wid the person who care..:)

thinking of forwarding this msg to your frndz..;)

Send this to
all your good friends. Send this to anyone
who made you smile somewhere sometime
in your life

Sunday, 5 October 2014

0 Saathi tera bann jaaun !!!

Saathi tera bann jaaun.....
Kyun hai yeh junoon.....!!
Har aansun tera pee jaaun.....
Or de du sukoon......
Har din tujhko chaahun
Teri raah takun.....
Apke baahon mein....
khud ko Main salamat paao.. ..

Saturday, 4 October 2014

0 Kuch log dil pe aisa asar kar jate hai !!!

Kuch LOG dil pe aisa Asar
kar jate hai
Tute Sheeshe me bhi Poore
Nazar Aate hai
Milte Hain kuch Palk liye
Zindgi bhar k liye Dil me utar
jate hai

0 Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya !!!

Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya,
Jaane ke baad kyu bhulati hai duniya,
Zindagi me kya kuch kasar baaki thi,
Jo marne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya.

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