Thursday, 30 October 2014
Sunday, 19 October 2014
Dream House 7 years construction
4 lakhs squre ft,
3 heli pads,
168 car parking,
world's LARGEST RICHEST
SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE..
Rs.4700/- crores only.
Last month Mukesh
moved with his wife &
3 childrens in 2 it.
1st month electricty
bill is 71 lacs.
poor country for rich people . Guys plz forward this
Where pizza will arrive home first rather than ambulance
Where Car Loan is
Education Loan is
Where rice is Rs 60/- per kg but simcard is free of cost
Where we praise Durgham Devi and will kill a baby girl born in a poor family
government proudly announce
3 crore prize money
die for country will grt
Sach me hamara
Forward this sms till it reach PM
Forward to all INDIANS:-)
Vande Maataram. We forward jokes every day let's forward this for our country
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him.....
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!
He kicks the dog, it dies!
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"
Man says i'm not American
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Actually I'm Pakistani
"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing
with a Girl
Missing u so much . . . ."Truth"
(Must Read Each & Every Sentence)
Truth no 1 :
nobody is real in this world except Mother..
Truth no. 2 :
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..
Truth no 3 :
people respect the money not the person..
Truth no 4:
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !
Truth no 5 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"
Truth no 6 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
"when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".
Truth no 7 :
IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
"Your attitude" when you have everything...
Little senti but true..... Most of us miss out life's big prizes
But we are all eligible for life's small prizes
A hug from best friend...
😴A short sleep on mum's shoulder...
A glorious sunset...
A chat wid one we have crush on...
A dance in rain... :)
An icecream in winter..
A silent night on the terrace...
💸Finding money in old jeans...;)
A slow night walk on a empty road wid the person who care..:)
thinking of forwarding this msg to your frndz..;)
Send this to
all your good friends. Send this to anyone
who made you smile somewhere sometime
in your life
Sunday, 5 October 2014
Saathi tera bann jaaun.....
Kyun hai yeh junoon.....!!
Har aansun tera pee jaaun.....
Or de du sukoon......
Har din tujhko chaahun
Teri raah takun.....
Apke baahon mein....
khud ko Main salamat paao.. ..
Saturday, 4 October 2014
Kuch LOG dil pe aisa Asar
kar jate hai
Tute Sheeshe me bhi Poore
Nazar Aate hai
Milte Hain kuch Palk liye
Zindgi bhar k liye Dil me utar
Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya,
Jaane ke baad kyu bhulati hai duniya,
Zindagi me kya kuch kasar baaki thi,
Jo marne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya.