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Wednesday, 3 June 2015

0 Vande Mataram....This is What a real indian is !!!

A Kashmiri Separatist, a MSM News Reporter and a tough Para-Commando were captured by terrorists in Kashmir. The Chief of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded in front of a Camera. The Kashmiri Separatist said,'Well, before I die I want to drink a last cup of Kahwah (Kashmiri Green-Tea).' The Chief nodded to an underling who left and returned with the Kahwa. The Kashmiri Separatist drank it all and said, 'Now I can die content.' Now the Chief turned towards the News-reporter and repeated the same question - "What is your last wish before you die?" The News-reporter said - "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my Camcorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will watch it and know the Truth. The Chief directed an aide to hand over the Camcorder and the reporter dictated her comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy.." The Chief turned to the Commando and asked - "And now, Army Dog, what is your final wish?" 'Punch me hard,' said the Para-Commando. "What?" - asked the Chief, surprised a bit- " You dare to mock us? " "No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to punch me as hard as you can' insisted the Para-Commando. "With pleasure" - replied the Terrorists' Chief, grinning from face to face. The Terrorists' Chief then punches the Commando so hard that he falls back a couple of feet on his back. But as the Commando touches the ground, he rolls over, pulls a 9 mm Silenced pistol hidden in his boots and shoots the Chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his Pistol on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing the remainder. In a flash, all of the Terrorists including their Chief, were dead. As the soldier was untying the Kashmiri Separatist and the reporter, they asked him - 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to punch him? 'Because' replied the soldier, 'if I had fired the First Shot, you two would have reported that I was the aggressor and the root cause of all the blood shedding in Kashmir !!'

Saturday, 30 May 2015

0 Meri saanson mein !!!

Meri saanson mein bikhar jao toh acha hai Ban k rooh mere jism me utar jao to acha hai. Kisi raat teri godh mein sar rakh kar so jau Us raat ki kabhi subah na ho toh achha hai.

0 Written by a Lady !!!

Written by a lady... After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me." He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."... Don't laugh alone...send to other husbands or wives... because So many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time.

0 Zindagi ? ?

जिंदगी में बडी शिद्दत से निभाओ अपना किरदार, कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँ बजती रहे……!!!

0 Bahut kuch sikha jati hai zindagi! !!

Bahut kuch sikha jati hai zindagi Hasa ke rula jati hai zindagi Jee sako jitna utna jee lo dosto, Kyuki bahut kuch baki rah jata hai, Aur khatm ho jati hain zindagi. सुप्रभात.. ...!!!!

Friday, 29 May 2015

0 Very great & HeartTouching story !!!

Couldn't stop myself from forwarding this Excellent message ..

A bus full of passengers was traveling while suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.

They could see that the lightning would appear to come towards the bus and then go elsewhere.

After 2 or 3 horrible instances of being saved from lightning, the driver stopped the bus about fifty feet away from a tree and said -

"We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today."

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of bus one by one and touch the tree trunk and come back.

Whom so ever death is certain will get caught up by the lightning and will die & everybody else will be saved".

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued for rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger's turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go and touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a huge sound of thunder and the lightning came down and hit the bus - yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier, the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.

LIFE LEARNING from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, but this could also be because of a person right next to us.

Look around you - Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, etc, who are saving you from harm..!

Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!

Beautiful Lines for Every  Group
    ''Alone I can 'Say' but
    together we can 'talk'.

    'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but
     together we can
    'Alone I can 'Smile' but
    together we can 'Laugh'.

    That's the BEAUTY of
    Human Relations.

    We are nothing without
    each other

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

0 Mohabbat aur Dosti mein khuda rehta hai !!!

लोग कहते हैं ज़मीं पर किसी को खुदा नहीं मिलता, शायद उन लोगों को दोस्त कोई तुम-सा नहीं मिलता……!! किस्मतवालों को ही मिलती है पनाह किसी के दिल में, यूं हर शख़्स को तो जन्नत का पता नहीं मिलता……….!! अपने सायें से भी ज़यादा यकीं है मुझे तुम पर, अंधेरों में तुम तो मिल जाते हो, साया नहीं मिलता……..!! इस बेवफ़ा ज़िन्दगी से शायद मुझे इतनी मोहब्बत ना होती अगर इस ज़िंदगी में दोस्त कोई तुम जैसा नहीं मिलता…!!

0 Dil aur aaina !!!

एहसास के दामन में आंसू गिराकर देखो, प्यार कितना है आजमा कर देखो, तुम्हें भूल कर क्या होगी दिल की हालत, किसी आईने पे पत्थर गिराकर तो देखो.
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